Friday, October 07, 2005

Faith Ret-AH-ded

AWWWW Sully! I nev-AH saw this comin'!

And so it ends. The anomaly that was the championship reign of the of the Red SAWX is over. All is right with the Universe again. There's a skip in my step, a song in my heart and (momentarily) a couple of beers in my belly. And the weekend just got started... DAMN! Does it get ANY better than this? I submit that it does not!

This is sweet. This feels good. This feels right. And what makes it even sweeter? The knuckleheads in Red SAWX Nation never in a MILLION years thought this was going to happen to them. "we've been down o- 2 bee-FAW" they hollered today. "We've got them right where we want them". Give me a f*ckin' break. Great teams don't consistently come back from the brink. Great teams stay away from the brink. And the SAWX are not a great team. And now they are gone. Good riddance.

This will be a week(s) long celebration of all things anti-SAWX. We'll be visited by old friends and some new comers as well. Check back soon for words of wisdom from Johnny Damon, The Architect from the Matrix, and even GOD himself will drop by to drop some knowledge on us. Stay tuned.

Manny swings.....nice shot...300...yards...right down the middle of the...fairway. He, he, he. Manny is playing GOLF tomorrow. Derek Jeter is playing BASEBALL. Whic is better, Manny? Answer me, you little bitch!


At 12:08 PM, Blogger theeeeeeeeyankeeswin said...

Hey Bi-Bri,

Last time we checked in you were telling me that the Yanks were plenty good. Well that did not turn out as planned.

I hope you are having fun up in MN with my sister. We never knew that you liked big girls, but I guess we should have known from the name. Sis checks in around 2 bills, good luck with her. And she loves seafood dinners.

At 9:33 AM, Blogger BigBri said...

Ahhhhhhh. Nothing like a SAWX fan is disguise. How did that three-game-sweep ass kicking treat ya? How did it feel to have the Yanks make up 4 games and kick your sorry asses out of first place during the month of September ( I mean Septem-BAH).

Enjoy your off-season as the SAWX of 2004 are furhter dismantled. I'll enjoy it as well as the Yanks add the one or two pieces they need to win it all again.

Oh wait. That's right. The Yanks CAN'T win it all. Too old. Not enough pitching. No team chemistry. Underachievers. No speed on the basepaths. Nobody who can move up from the farm system.

And yet...And yet they kicked the ever-loving SHIT out of your pitiful SAWX. Paper Cahmps. One and done. Sit down bean-eaters, your time is up. Want to impress a Yankee fan? Win 2 in a row. With three out of four. Win Four out of five.

I guess SAWX fans don't need any of that. Once every 86 years is good enough for ya. That's good because that's about how things are going to work out.

This is BigBri signing off. You stay 'classy' San Diego...

At 12:46 PM, Blogger theeeeeeeeyankeeswin said...

Have fun with the fat chicks.

At 11:25 PM, Blogger Hernan "The Patriot" Gomez said...

Fuck the Yankees. Fuck them in the goat's ass. LOL, y'all suck.


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