Knock, knock...

Us: Knock, knock

Them: Who's that knockin' at my back door?

Us: Your WORST FRIGGIN' NIGHTMARE, that's who!


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Us: Knock, knock

Them: who's there?

Us: Mystique and Aura

Them: Mystique and Aura who?

Us: You made a MYSTIQUE by not putting us away in July and you Aura-n't going to the playoffs as a result!

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Us: Knock Knock

Them: Who, who's there?

Us: The greatest franchise in the history of sports

Them: We're not home right now. Come back later?

Us: Ok. How about the last weekend of the season. I'll bring some nails and a hammer. You bring your heart.

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Lame jokes? Perhaps. The SAWX efforts of late don't deserve my best efforts. GOD I love being right!

One half game and closing...