Monday, September 12, 2005

2 out of 3 is Great!


Dear Lord, PLEASE don't let this come down to a one-game playoff at the end of the season

And how was YOUR weekend? Pretty good over here. That's because 'here' is good ol' New York, NY. The Home Office of Baseball. Yankeeland baby, where the livin' is easy. I'm bustin' my butt at work this week and my lovely wife is having her 29th birthday (again) tomorrow) so here's a quick recap:

Friday night - SAWX play like the true chumps that they are. Yankees outslug them and treat them like the flea-bitten morons they are. Oh yeah, and Varitek, Beantown pussy NUMERO UNO, charges into Posada after being thrown out at the plate by like 30 feet. Georgie was unfazed. He took what CAPTAIN FACEMASK had to dish out and came up holding the ball. I'll give Varitek credit for this: He initiated contact with someone while NOT wearing any protective gear. Maybe he's growing some balls afterall??? By the end of his current contract he might even be YANKEE material. Just kiddin'!

Saturday - Old Timer's day at the Stadium. Yankee bats take it easy on the ancient and hobbling Curt - PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP - Schilling. It happens. What are you going to do.

Sunday - RJ is masterful. He has pitched well against the SAWX all season and he'll be the reason we knock them out of the AL East before it's all over.The Giambino provides all the offense we need. This ofcourse, gives the Boston crybabies another reason to whine that he's back on the juice. What a nation of morons...

In case you are curious, here's what RED SAWX NATION has to say about the past three days:

"Baseball Prospectus now puts the odds of the Red Sox playing in the postseason at 90%." - Keep crunching those numbers you Saber Metrics lovin' MO-rons!

Every time that known juicer Giambi hits a home run, an angel gets its wings ripped off. - SHUT UP! Baseball didn't have a roid policy when he was usin' them and he's NOT usin' them now. Go cry in yer Sam Adams and shut the f*ck up.

"Posada was reduced to a non-factor in the series after that collision (with Varitek)" - You are kidding me right? I'm not going to justify that one with a response.

"I would give up 2 games of our lead to have another 2 months of regular season, I'm just not readay for it to be over yet." - It will be over soon enough my chowder eating friend...

5 Comments:

At 6:52 AM, Blogger theeeeeeeeyankeeswin said...

Big Bri,

Long time no hear from. Yeah it was grea to watch the Bombers spank the Sox. A sweep would have been nicer, but we shall see.

My fears are that this Yanks team is just not good enough.

Hope all is well in MN.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger BigBri said...

TYW - great to hear from you! Don't worry about 'this Yanks team'. They are PLENTY good.

MN is great! Your mom came up to see me lasst week. I took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called again. Can't wait to see your sister NEXT week. Looking forward to it...

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger The Dog said...

Hey BigBri. Its "The Dog". I love this site everything you say on this is so true. I particularly like the caption under the picture.

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger BigBri said...

Thanks, 'Dog'. I'm glad you like the site...

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger Cutter said...

i have to give you two thumbs up for the Ron Burgundy quote in your response post to TYW.
brilliant.

If the Yankee starting pitching can hold it down next year they have a great chance. really can't wait for March....



Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!

 

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