SAWX fan of the Week...

We all know SAWX fans are silly and ridiculous and, let's face it, down right embarrassing to be around sometimes. But this guy should be inducted into the SAWX fan Hall of Fame which, I believe, is located in the billiard room of Cheers - a typical BAH-ston pub run by Sam 'May Day' Malone. In fact, this guy should get his own WING in the SAWX fan hall of fame.

Let's break it down, shall we?:

SAWX hat - He gets a pass because he's a long time fan and he lives in New England. His is a tragic story of geography and thus we cannot fault him for his choice of head gear. However...

Tie Dye shirt - A staple throughout the late sixties and early seventies, this fashion tragedy made a BRIEF comeback in the late eighties. However, it's a definite no-no nowadays. Maybe, fashion trends arrive late and stay longer in New England?

Tighty Whities - Simply unacceptable. Especially when you are a big fella, like this guy, you have GOT to give your boys room to breathe. Boxers is clearly the correct choice to make and this man failed to make that choice. He should be brought up on charges of 'testicle abuse' at the very least.

And finally... - Lunging for a foul ball, having your shorts get hung up on the railing and then REMAINING in that GOD AWFUL position for what seemed like an eternity - forcing every fan behind you to deal with that view - until you secured a foul ball. His parents must be PROUD!

I'll give this SAWX fan credit for one thing. He never spilled a DROP of his beer...