Cheer Up... The SAWX are struggling!

(from left to right) - Theo Epstein, Bronson Arroyo and Doug Mirabelli throw out the first pitch recently at Fenway

Ok, so the Yanks are nothing to write home about these days. Feeling blue? Need a pickmeup? Consider this:

- The Yanks are 1 - 9 in their last 10 games and still only trail the SAWX by 3 games. They only trail the birds by 7 games.

- Schilling won't return to the mound until after the All-Star break. If he stays on schedule, the Yankees get first crack at him. It will feel great to send that tool packing after 2 innings.

- Manny Ramirez is hitting .254

- Mark Bellhorn, a TRULY humorless prick, is hitting .244

- Kevin Mill-AH and John Olerud will be at each other's throats by the end of June. The clubhouse is going to implode.

- Keith Foulke can't close a game to save his life. He couldn't close a door!

There, don't you feel better? Of course you do! Nothing like a litte SCHADENFRAUDE to pick up your spirits. Unitl next time please remember, it's not enough that you do well...others must do poorly.