5 Questions With....Sully the SAWX Fan
Sully (center) attending a Boston MENSA meeting
Welcome back to yet another edition of '5 Questions With...'. Today we are lucky enough to be able to present 5 Questions With....Sully the SAWX Fan. Buckle up.
BigBri - Sully, thanks for being here today. I know you have a busy schedule of returning empties, keying cars with NY plates on Lansdown street and ironing your 'JETER SWALLOWS' T-shirt and I appreciate your taking the time to talk with us.
Sully - No Problem Brotha! I love to Tawk about the SAWX! Can I have a bee-ah aw somethin'? I'm Paaached.
BigBri - Sure Sully, here you go - a nice cold Brooklyn Lager.
Sully - Piss Off! I ain't drinkin' that New Yahk swill.
BigBri - Ummm, it's free, Sully.
Sully - Wicked Spooney! I'll take it!
BigBri - Question #1. Sully how's life these days.
Sully - Life's wicked Awsome! SAWX won the Wahld Series, Pats won the SUPAH-Bowl. I'm pretty shaw they ah gonna make me head busboy this week. Life's sweetah than Manny's swing...
BigBri - I'm really happy for you Sully. Speaking of Manny's swing... he's leaving a LOT of runners on base lately. So have the rest of the sox. Any concerns?
Sully - Nah! The SAWX ah AWSOME, baby! I wish Schilling wasn't huht though. That sucks...
BigBri - Question #2. I know you are a huge fan. Describe a typical night at Fenway for you and your friends.
Sully - Shaw! No problem. Fuhst, I have to decide what to wear. My choices ah:
- A 'Who died and made you Mahk Bell-Hawn' T-shuht
- A Manny Ramirez road juhsy
- A David Awteez home juhsy
- A 'Jetah Swallows' T-shuht
Then I meet my friends at the Cask 'n' Flagon faw some lobstah rolls and bee-ah. We get wicked piss-ah drunk and then stumble into Fenway - the most GLAHRIOUS BAWL PAHK in the WAHLD! A few MAW bee-ahs during battin' practice and we ah ready to go.
BigBri - Sounds wonderful. Where do you sit?
Sully - In right field real close to the action!
BigBri - Question #3. Ever talk to the play-AHS, I mean players? Jesus, this accent is catching!
Sully - All the time. I was right thah when that guy belted Sheffield. I fuckin' hate Sheffield! He's a juice-AH and he's re-TAH-ded!
BigBri - Question #4. There's a lot of speculation that Nomar Garciapara was on the juice. Folks are saying he was on 'roids when he was on the Sox all those years. Don't you feel like an asshole bitching about Shef and Giambi when a man who was the face of the team for years and years was also on the juice?
Sully - What? NO! What ah you tahkin' about?!?!?! Nom-ah wasn't on the juice! A LOT of guys are able to gain 25 pounds in the off season!
BigBri - Question #5. Sully, is it true you have a PHD from MIT?
Sully - Oh yeah! I'm wicked SMAHT! I'm talkin'Good Will Huntin' smaht! Add, subtract,multiply. All in my head. No fuckin' problem whatsoev-ah.
BigBri - Then why are you a busboy???
Sully - All them jawbs fah wicked smaht guys don't have flexible Ow-ahs. I need to be flexible in awda to see the Sawx as often as possible...
BigBri - Fascinating. There you have it sports fans. 5 questions with Sully the SAWX fan. I have to go now. My hair hurts...
posted by BigBri @ 6:31 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
Priceless! You have captured the stupidity and presented it in the context of that awful accent.
What's a wicked spooney? Just curious...
dj- thanks. It's not easy to put myself in the 'SAWX LOVAH' mindset, but I tried my best. Wicked Spooney, I believe, means 'cool', 'awesome'. Something like that. Of course if you live in New England you need to to have the word 'wicked' in there if you really want to make a statement.
I see. Thanks for the vocabulary lesson!
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You are a reh-tad.
Nice. Thanks for brightening up an otherwise dismal week.
'Wicked Spooney' - why would anyone say something like that?
nice job Bigbri!
I lived in Boston for a year went to school near Boston for 4 years prior. I'm in Brooklyn now(thankfully) and reading that accent took me right back. You got it right on.
i think thats a post that even a sox fan has to find amusing...
as 'yankeeswin' said, thanks for something humerous in crappy times....
How the yanks doing now? I can't remember. I mean they have that huge payroll, so I assume that the Flaccid Unit and Roid-Man are playing up to snuff. I'm really glad that the $60 million dollar deal is working out for Giambi. Hes worth every penny. Personally, I'm a jays fan, but why all the hate on the Sox and their fans? I don't mind them any more that Yankees fans. Yikes, I see some of them staggering towards me with batteries to throw at me...
a jays fan...right
nice try dingus but we can smell a sox fan a mile away
Cutter - Thanks for the props. Let's laugh our way through these difficult times. Fortunately sox fans are easy targets.
Anon- It's not the payroll. That's not the issue never has been. The Yankees spent more money than anybody else from 1981 - 1994. What did it get them? Danny Tartabull and Steve Trout... And no playoff appearances. Spending the cash does not guarantee a win.
Redwave - Attorney James Barsand would like to see you in his office...
Haha. Tell him ill be in his office at 9:00am sunday morning.
If im late just tell him to wait.
BTW, was that true about the SG guy actually being the supposed attorney??
what a nerd he is.
looks like you been trolling around again you fucking loser!
I've met a lot of decent Yankee fans in my travels, but bigbri, you're just a dickhead. All you're doing with this site is pissing off a lot of Sox fans with comments that you can't back up with facts (except for month old newspaper articles from places no one cares about and the comments of other bloggers - and just a note - most bloggers don't know shit). Seriously, this site isn't even that funny. Wicked spoony (though I'm from Boston and have never heard anyone say this) is as close as you get. Come on, man, even you admit that you enjoy The Soxaholix. That shit is universally funny. This place is not.
On another note, didn't the Yanks get spanked by Tampa fucking Bay last week? Also, 14-19 is a record to be proud of, if I've ever seen one.
Retahhhd.
I'm making a note of all the "Yankee collapse" stuff the media/Yankee haters have been putting out recently....with 130 games left, and a lineup that gets on base and hits for power.
And deals for other pitchers still a possibility...
--Jason O.
Ryan - One man's 'dickhead' is another man's funny sonuvabitch. Everything posted here is backed up with facts or is presented from the point of view of Yankee fans. For instance, the ridiculous 'bobble-ankle' doll is a fact. Curt Schilling behaving in a way that makes you want to scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' is a fact. Jimmy Fallon making a deal with Satan is not a 'fact' necessarily, but Yankee fans can easily imagine that he did. We thing this stuff is funny. If you can't see the humor in this blog, don't read it. Whining about it will get you nowhere.
Hugs,
BigBri
P.S. - Didn't the SAWX, and I believe I'm stating a FACT here, also get SPANKED by the D-Rays the last time you played them?
Jason - Welcome. Making these fools eat their words this August will be fan-fucking-tastic.
Can't hardly wait...
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